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Neighborhood Characteristics
January 15th, 2008 5:03 PM

 

From the 1/15/08 Total2000 Forum discussion on Neighborhood Characteristics

(tongue firmly planted in cheek)

If you go out and pee off the front porch, and no sees you, it’s Rural

If you go out and pee off the front porch, and a neighbor calls the police, it’s Suburban

If you go out and pee off the front porch, and no one cares, it’s Urban

 

If you ride public transportation to work, it is urban

If you drive a suburban to work, it is suburban

If you drive a tractor to work, it is rural.

 

If you walk to get a pizza its urban

If they deliver pizza is suburban

If they don't deliver its rural

 

If the picture is still in the camera viewer between comps it is urban,

If the camera is still on between comps it is suburban,

If the camera has to be turned on again between comps it is rural.

 

 


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Posted by William McKnight on January 15th, 2008 5:03 PMPost a Comment

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