From the 1/15/08 Total2000 Forum discussion on Neighborhood Characteristics
(tongue firmly planted in cheek)
If you go out and pee off the front porch, and no sees you, it’s Rural
If you go out and pee off the front porch, and a neighbor calls the police, it’s Suburban
If you go out and pee off the front porch, and no one cares, it’s Urban
If you ride public transportation to work, it is urban
If you drive a suburban to work, it is suburban
If you drive a tractor to work, it is rural.
If you walk to get a pizza its urban
If they deliver pizza is suburban
If they don't deliver its rural
If the picture is still in the camera viewer between comps it is urban,
If the camera is still on between comps it is suburban,
If the camera has to be turned on again between comps it is rural.